Chandler bing

A very handsome man who is funny and sarcastic, everyone needs one in there life

Rachel “hey look at that hot guy”

Monica “he’s a total chandler bing”

by I love bughead/roschel March 2, 2021

Bike Chanderson

Ship name for the pairing of Blaine Anderson and Mike Chang on the TV series Glee.

Bike Chanderson in 03x18:

Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.

Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.

by bikechanderson March 25, 2013

Anal Chandalier

When pieces of shit hang off of the hair on your asshole

my cat took and enormous crap last night, then he formed an anal chandalier

by James, Andrew September 22, 2005

Chandee

Another term for immortal. Incredible being with secret supernatural powers. Extremely beautiful. Completely lethal. Craved by many, and kills with looks.

Be more like chandee.

by GoldenLuck March 16, 2009

Chandini

Chandini means Moonlight. She's someone who illuminates even during darkness and spreads so much love.

I saw Chandini tonight. It was mesmerising.

by Prasanthi October 23, 2018

torn chads

A rigged contest, as in the Gore-Bush Presidential contest. Especially the Florida torn chads situation.

(1) Everyone knows that Al Gore won and should be the President right now. Democracy? Yeah, more like DEMONOCRACY! Torn chads my ass!

(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.

JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.

by Mike L. Moore July 9, 2006

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Sexydimma March 16, 2013