The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.
That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
by kaadoo September 25, 2017
Get the hairless chimpanzee mug.The lights dimmed, brad postured himself on one knee and presented a tiny crush velvet box to Stacey. The one time whore was so overcome with emotion that her lips parted from ear to ear presenting one of the most gorgeous chimpanzee smiles in God's creation.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
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A way of jacking off.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.
Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
Chad: My brudda that's insane
Chad: My brudda that's insane
by mypeenfat August 16, 2020
Get the The Chimpanzee mug.Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."
Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"
Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."
Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"
Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."
Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
Get the Chimpanzees mug.A Chumpanzee is an animal that is almost identical to a chimpanzee is every way except personality and intelligence. Basically it is a chimpanzee that is stupid, ugly, retarded and is a wimp that gets bullied by koalas and sometime butt raped by sloths.
We went to the zoo yesterday but it was complete rubbish. All the animals were asleep except for two koala that were butt raping the shit out of some fat ass Chumpanzee and the whole time the Chumpanzee just whined a little bit but kept eating the crusty mcnuggets we had throw at him. He was in a safe place until we knocked him down with the nuggets and then a sloth got in his hiding place and would not let him escape. I kinda felt bad for the poor guy but only for a few seconds. After that we just made fun of him and videoed it for the zoo giftshop.
by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015
Get the Chumpanzee mug.The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
Get the Chimpanzee Frown mug.When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.
"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."
by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013
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