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The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.

That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
by kaadoo September 25, 2017
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Chimpanzee Smile

The most radiant expression of joy any primate can exhibit.
The lights dimmed, brad postured himself on one knee and presented a tiny crush velvet box to Stacey. The one time whore was so overcome with emotion that her lips parted from ear to ear presenting one of the most gorgeous chimpanzee smiles in God's creation.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
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The Chimpanzee

A way of jacking off.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.
Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
Chad: My brudda that's insane
by mypeenfat August 16, 2020
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Chimpanzees

Don't use dick size in sexual selection.
Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."

Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"

Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."

Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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Chumpanzee

A Chumpanzee is an animal that is almost identical to a chimpanzee is every way except personality and intelligence. Basically it is a chimpanzee that is stupid, ugly, retarded and is a wimp that gets bullied by koalas and sometime butt raped by sloths.
We went to the zoo yesterday but it was complete rubbish. All the animals were asleep except for two koala that were butt raping the shit out of some fat ass Chumpanzee and the whole time the Chumpanzee just whined a little bit but kept eating the crusty mcnuggets we had throw at him. He was in a safe place until we knocked him down with the nuggets and then a sloth got in his hiding place and would not let him escape. I kinda felt bad for the poor guy but only for a few seconds. After that we just made fun of him and videoed it for the zoo giftshop.
by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015
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Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.
The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
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Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.
"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."
by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013
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