Chair

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

Chairs are total ass magnets

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

chair chair

synonym for feces, a.k.a. poo

Grandpa went chair chair on the lawn. Again!

by Croquet Martini May 3, 2005

to chair

To wank aggressively in a squatting position atop a female companion in a horizontal position

To chair (verb) Joe Byrne chaired Sarah's cousin and is now being done for public masturbation

by John McGuinness November 17, 2013

chair

a thing you sit in

hey man, don't sit in my chair!

by haylinne November 21, 2019

Chair

A shit on which you put your fucking ass on

I sat on a goddamn chair yesterday

by You shit bruhh May 20, 2020

Chair

Gives support to your ass

That's a very comfy chair

by Whatewr August 20, 2020

Chair

A chair is a thing you sit your ass on instead of sitting on the floor

Imma sit my ass on that chair

by Well well well, three holes in August 28, 2020