Chairman Lmao

The Eternal Spiritual Leader of the Great Cultural Rofflution.

Chairman Lmao is often ranked with Lol Pot as one of the great Laughist kicktators of our time.

by John Taxpayer, Esq. April 4, 2009

chairgasm

The moment of pure bliss while sitting in an electronic massage chair.

I had the best chairgasm at the mall today!

by cest malade January 17, 2009

Event Chairman

A person who co-ordinates large scale functions. Key tasks include: purchasing colored wrist bands and organizing event buses.

All of my friends are on Bus 2 but it's full. Let's call Ashley, the Event Chairman, she'll know what to do!

by EDPathway October 7, 2013

chairface

The name of a man whose face is sat upon by a woman wearing either a thong or panties; the most popular clothing use is lingerie.

Last night, she made a chairface out of me!

by facechair February 21, 2009

chairdance

To sit in a chair (preferably an office chair, but any will do in a pinch) and rythmically wave your arms and legs to a beat.

Whenever a catchy tune plays while I'm at my computer, I'm tempted to chairdance.

by erics September 5, 2006

Chairman Mao's Revenge

Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, except with Chinese Food.

I went to Asia Cafe and got lots of cheap Teriyaki Chicken and egg rolls, but I got Chairman Mao's Revenge and I've been on the can since I wrote this definition.

by Keilman December 5, 2009

Chairman of the Bowl

Getting a Man Chair while taking a dump.

Oh man, I'm horny but I also have to take a dump. What ever should I do? Chairman of the Bowl!

by Tim0210 October 23, 2007