Cretard

It's an abbreviation of "Cringey" and "Retard". When used you are calling someone, or something a "cringey retard".

Man that guy is such a Cretard, right?

by DavyJonesSweatySocks October 18, 2017

cetar

A cello that is small enough to be used as a guitar

I use my cetar as a cello and a guitar

by AnnCoffee June 12, 2021

cotardsolutions

hot sexy man will do anything for him

a wee bit emo 🥱🥱

but god he is so hot hello 🤤

cotardsolutions is hot

by deez nuts are dripping help June 22, 2021

celtard

when someone is so undeniably stupid that it surpasses the grasp of "Retard", as if the hamster wheel was spinning but the hamster is dead, or both just stopped working
celtard deprives from excel, excelling past the limit of idiocy

celtarded
celdardar

1: If the world is so corrupt, then why does it have good graphics
2: Oh my god you're a fucking celtard

by 8ty October 15, 2024

Cotard's syndrome

A rare mental disorder in which the affected thinks that they are dead or don't exist

Lana:Ebenezer, how is your grandpa doing?
Ebenezer:He is unfortunately suffering from Cotard's syndrome
Lana:Hope he recovers

by GasparThalasso May 30, 2025

Cretard

Cretard
noun /ˈkri -tɑ d/ informal, mildly derogatory

Definition:
A driver of a Hyundai Creta known for exhibiting legendary levels of road entitlement, dramatic lane switches, and an allergy to indicators. Typically spotted honking at red lights,flashing high beams or parking diagonally across three spots.

Origin:
Early 2020s, from Creta (a compact SUV by Hyundai) and a playful twist on dunce, denoting someone with more horsepower than brainpower.

Cultural Note:
Often seen as the alpha species of Indian urban traffic chaos. Not to be confused with rally drivers—they at least follow rules.

Ohh he is honking, he must be a Cretard

by Neooo June 25, 2025

Cotard

Someone who has become retarded by being in constant close proximity to someone who is actually retarded.

There are a lot of cotards in The White House these days. I can only guess why.

by Cpt_Howdy July 8, 2025