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Alaskan Poop Ceremony

The act of shitting into a balloon then proceeding to shove it up your (Male) partners asshole. Next, you must pull a shard of glass out of your crackhead uncle’s ass and put it up your partner, popping the balloon and basically, inserting poop into them.
1. Dude I’m so horny I might have to do the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with Jeff.

2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!
by Poop Gobbler February 14, 2021
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ceremonial shag sheet

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse
Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."
by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004
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Ceremonial rape

The act of rape During rituals
She was ceremonial rape by The members of the Rituals
by 459395 March 5, 2022
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whoopi ceremony

A ceremony in which multiple nude women chant and moan during ritualistic intercourse, thus assisting a man reach climax inside his betrothed. The man may be put under a spell before the ceremony if this act is against his will.
Christian was put under a love spell and forced into a Whoopi ceremony.
by anonymous March 17, 2022
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Ceremonial Fireworks

A Sex act that is used during 4th of july or an anniversary where the male puts an active firework covered in cum into the womans pussy to celebrate that day
"Man, 4th of July was something else with this years Ceremonial Fireworks."
by GodlerFounder August 3, 2024
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Master of ceremonies

A synonym for the word penis, used in the late 1800's and the early 1900's
Girl 1: "OMG! I hooked up with Fred last night, and his master of ceremonies was so small!"
by coresses May 28, 2024
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ceremonially

In relation to a ceremony or sacredness
You have become ceremonially unclean pleb
by Seals.69 November 3, 2020
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