Alaskan Poop Ceremony

The act of shitting into a balloon then proceeding to shove it up your (Male) partners asshole. Next, you must pull a shard of glass out of your crackhead uncle’s ass and put it up your partner, popping the balloon and basically, inserting poop into them.

1. Dude I’m so horny I might have to do the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with Jeff.

2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!

by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021

ceremonial shag sheet

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse

Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

Master of ceremonies

A synonym for the word penis, used in the late 1800's and the early 1900's

Girl 1: "OMG! I hooked up with Fred last night, and his master of ceremonies was so small!"

by coresses May 29, 2024

Ceremonial Bathing Ritual

A ceremonial bathing ritual, usually across Norse and Wiccan communities, is something where a bride and groom to be, won’t partake in showering for up to 3 weeks prior to the wedding. The evening before a big ceremony, the couple will wash all Sins and impure thoughts and things from each other. This being the ritual held in pitch black, with only a single candle across the room.

“Me and my husband performed a ceremonial bathing ritual last night”

by HigherPowerWiccan March 31, 2022

The Mufwafwa Tribe Ceremony

When all of the African members of the mufwafwa tribe get together to brutally rape all of the american white women that we've kidnapped over 50+ years it is a sacred ceremony passed down from generation to generation

Average American White Woman- yo when is the Mufwafwa Tribe Ceremony going to start
Average American White Woman 2- im scared

by The African Mufwafwa Tribe Lea January 22, 2022

ceremonial tilt

Waking up in the morning of a big day or big game and popping a bottle or can and tilting it back till it’s gone. Signifies the start of a long day of drinking.

Come over tomorrow morning for the ceremonial tilt before the Super Bowl.

by baaarbie October 21, 2018

white coat ceremony

before you start med school you have a ceremony to get your first white coat

hey dude are you coming to my white coat ceremony?

by water.melon.mint March 22, 2022