cereal box zombie

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.

You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

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Cereal Bar

Cereal bars are a new breakfast food craze that is swiffering the nation. They are charecterised as your favorite cereal (which for me is trix) in bar form, along with a layer of "real milk" in the center. They are also the reason terrorists hate us. And have been proven by the BBC to be unhealthy.

Nicole got super aids from a cereal bar.

by McSandtrap October 10, 2005

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Cerebellennium

The years between 2000 and 3000. Being the millennium that the human brain/mind makes its greatest leaps in power, knowledge and exploration. The connecting of all human thought in real-time will most likely occur in the next 1000 years. The word "Cerebellennium" is a combination, or portmanteau, of the words CEREBELLUM (part of brain) and MILLENNIUM (a thousand years).

The human mind will change in unforeseeable ways over the next 1000 years, as the Cerebellennium unfolds.

by Gregory Alan Elliott 2 December 23, 2009

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