con-of-the-century

Scientology and everything related to it

L. Ron Hubbard created the con-of-the-century

by SP_thats_me December 29, 2006

21st Century Skills

Something a college student made up just before graduation to make their resume look stronger to a potential employer.

Interviewee: I have 21st Century Skills.
Interviewer: What does that mean?
Interviewee: I know how to twitter and stuff. I'm hired now and will get my first promotion next week!
Interviewer. Get the fuck out of my office! Please. Just go.

by inteljoe June 13, 2016

Mid-Century Mushroom

The girthy penis tip of an overweight man in his 50s. Typically surrounded by an untrimmed bush. May or may not be inflamed.

Female 1: Like a pig searching for truffles, I'm going to search out for some mid-century mushrooms.

Female 2: Its been a while since I've gotten some action with somebody my own age, I may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.

by johnwall2 July 1, 2018

Playing sale of the century

To push down on a woman’s head while she performs fellatio on you. The act looks like when contestants on the Sale of the Century push down on their buzzer in order to answer a question.

Pete and Mike were having a beer at the pub. Pete asked Mike if he consummated his new relationship yet. Mike said “not yet, we’re still playing Sale of the Century”.

by Saleofcentury December 18, 2019

20th century

The years 1901 A.D. to 2000 A.D., identified as the twentieth century of the world since the start of A.D.

The electrical grid in the eastern U.S. was the declared as "the great electrical system of the 20th century". The problem is, this is the 21st century.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

Fifty First Century Guy

A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.

A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.

Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.

Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.

How flexible?

Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.

Meaning?

So Many species, so little time.

~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler

Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?

He's a Fifty First Century Guy.

by flashwildecard June 21, 2011

21st century

A crappy era where people only do anything for money. Presidents kill other countries for their things because they don't wanna share with them. Rappers constanly rap about money and women they don't really have and longer for the love of the game. Everything is big buisness and no longer for the fun of it.

Examples of 21st Century crap:
President Geogre W. Bush
Chingy
50 Cent and Gunit
"The Cookout" and........."Soul Plane"

by Da Master K June 11, 2006