centaur up

The act of two people, working together as one, to achieve something great!

Bro, I can't make this movie by myself. We need to centaur up!

by Nacholiferaft June 27, 2019

50 Centaur

A mythical creature that is half horse, half rapper and cannot be killed by bullets. The 50 Centaur has recently lost a staggering amount of weight for a part in the upcoming Seabiscuit sequel that deals with the heroic horses' struggle with pancreatic cancer.

Man, have you seen 50 Centaur? That guy looks rough.

by Box Johnson June 23, 2010

reverse centaur

a: One of a race of monsters having the body and legs of a man and the head of a horse.

b: A person, typically female with a very elongated head or face resembling a horse. See horseface.

"Dang look at Annie's hot body."
"Well the body is okay, but she is a reverse centaur!"
"Look there's another one! Their numbers are increasing!"

by FRATLEIST March 1, 2012

double centaur

a man fucking a man who is fucking a horse

dude your dick is in steven whose dick is in seabiscuit... sweet double centaur.

by fatawesome October 26, 2007

Bathroom centaur

Two people having sex while standing up, both facing forward on a bathroom cubicle, and their feet are visible from the outside of the cubicle.

I thought I just imagined it, but I swear saw your girl's shoes in the front legs of a Bathroom Centaur.

by Vincylicious Bro September 19, 2021

gables centaur

1. awesome pimps who do shit all day in Coral Gables, FL
2. the antithesis of a key rat

"I saw that guy having sex with that woman, playing baseball with her son, what a gables centaur!"

by Emix June 2, 2004

gables centaur

As a police man, I've never encountered a gang of rogueish fiends more terrifying than the Gables Centaurs. My first experience with them was during a gang fight between the Key Rats. The Key Rats had guns and knives, and were much bigger and gayer than the Gables Centaurs could ever be. But nonetheless, the Centaurs kicked the Key Rats' asses! All they had against the Key Rats' guns and knives were frozen baguettes and soggy hot dogs! Yet, here I see them slapping them across the face with the wet hot dog, and beating the Key Rats over the head with baguettes! It was a blood bath...horrifying to watch. Their leaders, Sophocles and Homer the Blind Poet then leered at me and started reciting lines from Greek Mythology. I almost shat myself. I've been through gang violence and drug busts, but nothing could've ever prepared me for my scuffle with the Centaurs. I'll never forget it...I started running to my car as fast as I could, but before I could reach it, they threw a bowl of French Onion soup at me. God knows why the hell they had a bowl of French Onion soup with them, those diabolical motherfuckers. The scalding liquid peremeated my flesh, I cowered to the floor, writhing with agony. I woke up ten days later in a hospital, with an acute case of amnesia, but an even more acute case of Frenchonionesia -- the chronic sent of French Onion Soup. To this day, I still smell like French Onion soup, all thanks to those Gables Centaurs bastards. One day...ah, what am I saying. I'll never get back at those Food Warriors. Never in my life. A man can wish though, a man can wish...

1. Hide your children, those bad mothafuckas the Gables Centaurs is a-walkin' down the street!
2. Key Rats shit themselves when they see Gables Centaurs with frozen baguettes and hot dogs.
3. No one can fight with French Onion soup more effectively than the Gables Centaurs.

by Officer McToughass November 28, 2004