A kind black gentleman with sultry green eyes. He typically clothes himself in black and walks with a calm grace. Centari is intimidating to many as he chooses to remain quiet in unfamiliar social settings but underneath that silent exterior is a truly beautiful soul who lights up the lives of many. He possesses a massive meatstick, as many black men do. He’s a gamer, a Dragon Ball Z fan girl, and a fantastic musician. A masterful cuddler, this man will snuggle you like a newborn kitten snuggles its mama. He’s a big fan of the teardrop shaped mammary gland-filled lumps of fat on a woman’s chest, so make sure you have those on your chest before trying to court this rare male. Centari is patient and a true friend in times of distress. He will listen to you with his empathic nonjudgmental eyes and offer advice if asked. Be grateful you have a Centari in your life.
Also, he has dreads.
Also, he has dreads.
Random lady: “Oh my.. who’s that sexy hunky fellow with the dreads?” uwu
Another random lady: “That’s Centari. Isn’t he such a fine cookie?” u~u
Random lady: “Oh yes... I gotta get a piece of that milk chocolate male.” UwU
Another random lady: “That’s Centari. Isn’t he such a fine cookie?” u~u
Random lady: “Oh yes... I gotta get a piece of that milk chocolate male.” UwU
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1. When you are so much of an ugly, retarded whore, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.
2. When you are a girl with a Vagina that is bacteria infected, STI infected, or just gross looking. Then that cunt would be retarded. Hence: Cuntarded.
1. When you are so much of an ugly, retarded whore, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.
2. When you are a girl with a Vagina that is bacteria infected, STI infected, or just gross looking. Then that cunt would be retarded. Hence: Cuntarded.
Example for Definition 1;
Spencer: I saw a girl that was a whore, and she was slow too!
Ashton: Was it Lauren? I head she was really cuntarded.
Example for Definition 2;
Britney: I saw that girl in the shower last night, and her vagina was so disgusting. It had pimples, and smelled like shit.
Lauren: Man, that must have been one cuntarded vagina.
Spencer: I saw a girl that was a whore, and she was slow too!
Ashton: Was it Lauren? I head she was really cuntarded.
Example for Definition 2;
Britney: I saw that girl in the shower last night, and her vagina was so disgusting. It had pimples, and smelled like shit.
Lauren: Man, that must have been one cuntarded vagina.
by JustMe2904514216 December 16, 2011
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by jaki January 18, 2004
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/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.
That contard voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.
by mc rob January 11, 2019
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