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Cellulocean

Containing enough cellulose on one's body to create a synthetic ocean of flab glistening in the sun.
Dude, when did we get to the beach? Anderson's got a cellulocean gleaming over there.
by DeedsFan12 April 20, 2009
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cellular

a mobile phone that can take calls and receive them

usually stolen (by a black jhit) or lost in the hood
dude 1: some lil jhit nigga stole my cellular

dood 2: nah that was me

dude 1: BRO IMA SLAP THE FUCK OUT U

dood 2: (runs like a quarterback)
by FreeiPhone4S October 15, 2020
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Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends
by Matt the Victim March 29, 2010
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cellular faux

Coming from the word cellular, which is another name for cellular phone, and faux, French for false.
A method of avoidal using a cellular phone. This is done usually by sampling ring tones then acting like it's a call. All of this is done in the user's pocket if he/she is an expert. Otherwise, behind the back.
Sarah avoided the Jehovah's Witness solicitations on the street because she excecuted a perfect cellular faux, therefore saving a good chunk of time.
by s0x0r September 23, 2005
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cellular envy

Getting jealous at that person with that swank new cell phone.
Cellular envy? Naaah, I'm quite fine with my old trusty Nokia. After all, I use my cell phone for communicating, for calling people. I like to keep things separated.
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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cellular moment

The point at which a cellular phone call is dropped and the conversation is picked up again. Conversations sometimes reconnect or pick up in a different place. Similar to a senior moment that happens in a conversation with at least one old person in the conversation.
I was talking to you when the call dropped. I do not know where to pick up. We just had a cellular moment
by cool pseudonym September 23, 2009
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Cellular rape

The use of a cellular device without the owner's consent.
Nik commited an act of cellular rape when he took my phone and sent a message to Nathan without my consent.
by Phalanger3 June 12, 2015
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