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cellhouette

The unmistakable outline of a driver holding a cell phone to their ear. Usually seen through the rear windshield when driving directly behind said individual.
Mini-vans traditionally sport family member stickers, retractable sun screens and a cellhouette of the distracted soccer mom.
by sanmarco August 24, 2010
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Cello

instruments that are often given the backing part as they are too good/powerful to play the melody. Plz its for you own safety that you don't hear how good we actually are...

ALSO...
I'm not biased but... cello players are hot.
e.g. me :)
stupid person: cellos are BAD instruments!
even stupider person: what's a cellist
An intellectual: a big violin
by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 25, 2022
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Celluloid Simp

Sometimes referred to as a "film purist", the celluloid simp is an individual who maintains a very strong belief that celluloid film is the only way to shoot a cinematic movie. Despite being more practical, accessible, affordable, and modern than a thin sheet of synthetic plastic, Digital cameras will NEVER touch the hands of a celluloid simp.

A lesser variant of the Celluloid Simp is the Film Fraud: individuals who shoot movies digitally, but then proceed to degrade that nice, clean image in order to mimic the flawed look of celluloid film.
Tarantino: “Shooting on digital is like eating a veggie burger.”
Person 1: "Why does he hate digital cameras so much?"
Person 2: "He's just celluloid simp, that's all."
by D-Cinema April 12, 2023
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Extra Cellular Perception

The phenomenon that occurs with your cell phone when you hear it ring or feel it vibrates right before you receive a call.
Mike: "Holy hell!"

Pete: "What?"

Mike: "I felt my phone go off, then I got a call. It's like I have extra cellular perception!"
by Randy 440 January 28, 2008
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celluloid

1 Relating to film or motion picture (cinema). Originally a trademark for film.
2 Artificial

History: celluloid is a colorless flammable material made from nitrocellulose and camphor, which was used to make photographic and cinema film
1 On the celluloid screen
2 The characters were flat and celluloid
by fae March 11, 2005
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cellulight

Drew: Damn, its so dark in here I can't even read the menu!
Katie: Here, use my cellulight
by VanGremlin September 30, 2008
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the cellulites

A Facebook group birthed by carl sherburnes and his cell dbz page with a following consisting of faggots, edge lords, shitposting cunts and internet trolls.
Did you see this post in the cellulites

Yeah man, that shit gave me cancer.
by 01010111 01101001 01111010 011 October 23, 2015
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