Dirt Cellar

That delightful little spot that's just pure heaven on earth, the bunghole, asshole, mud button or for that traditionalists, the anus.

Dawn loved some occasional ass play with her boyfriend. She loves offering up her Dirt Cellar for a little oral and penetrative play.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2015

Dick Cellar

A temperature controlled environment attached below a home for the purpose of storing dicks.

If you need me ill be down in the dick cellar!

by lesoldham March 16, 2013

Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.

Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!

by bashatonic August 20, 2012

Wine Cellar

When one shoves a wine bottle up a butt. Could be their own, could be a friend's.

Hold still, Marcus, I want to see your new wine cellar.

by MelandChristine November 17, 2011

Root Cellar

Slang for one's anus, the ass hole, the bung hole, the corn hole.

Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.

I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Upper Decky Wine Cellar

Throwing a zynnachino in the top shelf of your lip in the back of your mouth.

Kyle: You pussy throw me a ferb germ I'm tryna fill this upper decky wine cellar

Brad: Suck my nuts pussy I ran out yesterday
Kevin: I got you bro, toss that wintergreen cheddar bob up in the cellar

by wadewiggins October 4, 2023

Goop Cellar

A location wherein marijuana is stored, distributed, or used, typically underground in the form of a basement. Some of these locations will be section for various purposes. Some locations will have legal selling permits, though have been relegated to a poor location because of the public's disapproval.

"Hey, you wanna swing by the goop cellar later?"
"I would be delighted to pop in later and become crunked with you, Regis LeMeneux."

by swaggotoater447 June 7, 2021