calibrate

to be hott;to cause an orgasm//sexual eruption

dayum, that picture calibrates me to a whole new level

by el enn June 25, 2008

Celebrate

Alternative word for masterbation.

When I get home from school I'm going to make sure nobody is home. Then I'm going to sit in my bedroom and celebrate!

by Spencer Holowell May 5, 2004

Celebrate

To celebrate yourself is the act of masturbation. You can celebrate other people as well.

"I've spent the last half hour in the back room celebrating me."

"I'm going to my room to celebrate myself."

"She celebrated me last night."

by __FourFingers January 25, 2009

celibrity

1. A famous person who is not sexually active or in any type of relationship.
2. A famous incel (not very likely in the incel's lifetime).
3. A famous person of a religious order.

Dude, what if he went ER and became a celibrity?

by Shoe brush December 1, 2020

celibutt

Refraining from partaking of any ass.

If I just touch a gal's boobs and/or "do it" from da front only, can I still claim to be celibutt?

by QuacksO April 22, 2022

very celebrated

To consume a large amount of alcohol in the effort to celebrate.

She was at the bar last night getting very celebrated.

by LocoPingvin August 7, 2007

self celebrate

to "celebrate" by yourself. masterbate. a method of safe sex and celebacy

How many of you self celebrated on Love Day? Sometimes I don't have the time, so I self celebrate.

by jmscisco March 1, 2009