CBS

Columbia Broadcasting System and a subsidiary of Viacom. Known for being a network that routinely makes bad decisions caught up by scandals and corruption. As an example, its longtime anchor, Dan Rather stepped down amid a scandal invlolving false allegations about President Bush's military tenure.

CBS sucks and actually stands for Communist Bull Shit.

by [e-mail] October 8, 2007

CBS

Creaky Bone Syndrome- The feeling after a night of hard drinking. You find basic movements difficult and suffer from dull aches and the occasional shiver. There is a strange sensation of release everytime you move.

James: This morning was terrible, I woke up with CBS!
Mike: The feelings mutual, I need to walk the dog but just don't want to move!
James: Bad times Mike, Bad times

by James2008MUFC-OK October 18, 2008

cbs

COX Business Services
A group of troubleshooting heroes that strive in the 21st century.
The most underrated class of technical support people on the face of the planet.
The “best of the best” in the IT problem-solving world.

If I have a problem with 21st century technology, and my business is being backed up by the folks at CBS, I am assured to be assisted by the “top-gun” communication specialists!

by Anthony Soprano December 28, 2005

CBS

Acronym for car boot sale.

"Where'd you get those? The CBS?!"

by castoffcrown March 21, 2008

CBS

Chinese Buffet Syndrome. Serious condition that effects marijuana smokers (Kailah & Cayce) the day after a massive smoke-out and/or drunken rampage. Characterized by: Blurred vision, Poor decision-making skills, Perpetual giggling for uncertain reasons & Sexiness. If you have any of these symptoms (except the last one) you should consult your dealer immediately.

"Everytime i experience CBS, i leave with another pair of (stolen) nutcrackers in my pocket!" or "This CBS...hehehehehehehehe.."

by American Drinking Hierarchy Spokesperson January 29, 2005

cbs

classy but sexual

Girl 1: I was with this guy last night and he had chanel condoms
Girl: Wow! He sounds so cbs!

by acronysh May 6, 2012

cbs

Caitie, Brooke, and Samantha. THe 3 hottest chicks you'll ever meet...too bad you wont.

omg CBS are lookin fiiine tonight

by Caitie Brooke Samantha January 28, 2005