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catfished

To be told something by someone when they are aware that it is not the truth.

Told the truth is something when it is actually something else.
“ Hey girl i swear i didn’t eat the last olive “

*watches a video tape of her eating the last olive

her “ omg you catfished me !!”
by oolala22 October 12, 2019
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Catfished

When your looking for pussy but only find something fishy.
Billy went on a date dressed real fancy, spent a lot of money and had a condom in his wallet. Sadly he got catfished and came home with less money and condom still unopened.
by Dirtsquirll August 15, 2025
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catpissed

When some hoe mark her territory up in front of everyone. i.e. flopping her ass down on a dude's lap at a party so other bitches know what's up.
Yo that bitch Andrea just flopped all over Devon's lap to make a point. Looks like he just got catpissed.
by Dopplepopolous April 11, 2016
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Catfisting

"I was catfisting yesterday"
You: "Did you catch any fish"
Your mom: " No but(t) the cat did."
by pete o'possum March 11, 2017
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Catwished

When you buy something on wish and you get something completely different or it wasn't exactly how you thought it would be
Sophie had to buy a new prom dress because she got catwished.

I got catwished. The shopping cart I bought was a miniature one when I thought it was full size.
by FourT2Trillian July 24, 2019
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catfist

Then hand your significant other designates for the acting of fisting an orifice. Usually the hand designated for vaginal fisting.
"My wife got bored and wanted me to use my left hand as the catfist
by KyleFuzzdong August 28, 2020
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