Lincoln Catapult

pulling an erect penis down towards the feet, placing a penny on the head of the penis and quickly releasing the penis to have it spring forward, like a catapult, launching the penny.

we were bored playing quarters and beer pong so we warmed the boys up and shot lincoln catapults across the room.

by iamthefacepuncher July 27, 2009

catnado

When your cat is acting like a dick and running across your apartment in all directions knocking everything off every surface, making a lot of loud noises, and making you somewhat scared for your life.

There was a fucking catnado going on in my apartment last night.

by Loandthecosmos February 27, 2014

Strawberry Catapult

When a cow girl whilst on her period jumps off a dudes wang, in such a way that the mixture of semen and menstral fluids are flicked towards the dudes face.

addendum, torturous strawberry catapult, where the above cowgirl carefully climbs off the dudes Wang loaded with semen and menstral fluids , pulls his Wang down, bites on his nut sack, and releases the wangs burden when the dude screams, aiming the burden at the dudes mouth

She strawberry catapulted me, I feel dead inside

by Uncle Bob and Aunty Katie June 14, 2018

Cannapissed

To be heavily intoxicated due to smoking weed after consuming a large quantity of alcohol. A combination of being high and drunk.

"Mate, we've gotta stop smoking weed after nights out. I am fucking cannapissed!"

by Donovan_ December 10, 2013

cataphobia

noun. the fear of dying and leaving words unsaid

She has cataphobia, so she wants to say many words before she dies.

by lilyac November 10, 2013

catapult pussy

When a guy isn't interested in a girl and she dosnt get the hint. She continues to try every thing to get his attention. Flaunting every thing she has including catapulting her pussy at him from affar.

Catapult pussy is when you hear the catapult clicling back to catapult that pussy cause she is so desperate.

by Tell her 1 June 10, 2017

Canapatolia

the state of mind in which you are not in a state of mind

person 1: bro where are you right now?

you: bruh... Canapatolia *raises eyebrow*

by lulu bitch October 27, 2019