faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

took off like a cat shot in the ass

To move very quickly.

When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!

by brando56894 December 18, 2013

ass hat pirate cat

some dump shit that should'nt play the same game you play

you just pulled the "fucking eggs -50 dkp for you ass hat pirate cat

by ihatenoobs October 10, 2008

cat assing

To play a computer game, especially an Massive Multiplayer Online (MMO), for extreme lengths of time. This may come at the expense of hygiene, social interaction, even nutrition. Popularized by the article "The Surreal World" by Hayes Reed where he described an Ultima Online obsessed friend's apartment as, "A den of cat ass and murdered time."

Did you hear that Jim was cat assing on WoW for so long, he actually got scurvy from eating nothing but ramen?

by Nelsormensch July 9, 2007

Cat-Assed Bastard

1) A bastard who is so particularily bastardly that he deserves a longer title. The bastard also has a tiny, pink asshole like a cat. Go figure...

2) A mythical beast that had the body of a man and the ass of a cat. It is known for being a cat-assed bastard as defined above.

1) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Yes, let us throw rocks at him.

2) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table!

-What a Cat-Assed Bastard

-Those aren't real.

by Maxxorz September 22, 2005

Cat Assing

Verb. 1) Used to describe the homebody behavior of a 'cat person' who stays at home instead of engaging in meaningful social relationships.

2) Also used to describe general lolly-gagging and laying about doing nothing.

Julie won't come hang out tonight because she's too busy cat assing around the house with her clowder of cats.

Julie is unemployed, so all she does is cat ass on the sofa playing video games.

by WeirdK May 5, 2011

cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole

my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.

by an idiot :) September 16, 2021