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julian casablancas

the lead singer of the strokes, julian casablancas (aka jules) also writes all of the strokes music and lyrics. some of his musical inspiration comes from the cure, the doors, and especially the velvet underground. he is half spanish, half danish, his middle name is fernando, and he hates pringles. he often kisses his bandmates, and air (dry) humps the strokes drummer, fabrizio moretti. he has a drinking problem, and is very very beautiful, and often stoned. very witty, intelligent, and funny. he is my soulmate.
julian casablancas is the hottest guy in the entire world.
julian casablancas by joey April 8, 2004
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Julian Casablancas

The extremely talented, extremely hott singer of one of the best bands out there, the strokes. Jules is half spanish and half danish, and has the most gorgeous eyes in the world. He's a great live performer; with his raspy vocals and increadable stage-ora. Julian is by far one of the sexiest perfomers of there, if not the most.
Julian Casablancas is my lover. Yeah, you heard me. Back off!
Julian Casablancas by Marissa January 3, 2004
noun: another word for bastard, created when T9 word is unable to suggest the slander that you are clearly trying to spell.
you are one dirty casuap!
casuap by t bonewatson September 14, 2009

Julian Casablancas

An unrealistically handsome, so cool its painful, unbelievably sexy-haired man who is the lead singer of the genius band called The Strokes. Also has especially hot voice, and the sexiest laugh ever.
Julian Casablancas waved to me and I died.
Julian Casablancas by mary_jane January 23, 2004

Casual cunting 

Casual cunting is the social practice of calling someone a cunt, without it meaning anything. First named casual cunting by the well known comedian, Micky Flanagan.
Person 1: why are all your shoes on top of mine? You cunt...

Person 2: is that supposed to be casual cunting?
Casual cunting by Lgill July 8, 2014

Julian Casablancas

He sings for the phenomenal band The Strokes with a distinctive rasping voice, a genius writer. Said to be very shy of the media. Son of John Casablancas.
Julian Casablancas has puppy-dog eyes.
Julian Casablancas by Rakkel December 6, 2003

casual hardass 

When you are out having a good time with your friends at the bar, and one of you says something slightly offensive to a bartender. This part time hero comes to the rescue defending her with terms like "hey watch it bro" or "why don't you pick on someone your own size".
characteristics may include:
popped collar
cargo/camo shorts
case of natty ice
dvd of american pie
new jersey accent
silver chains
hair with product
yea we were all out trying to have a good time when Tony hit on the waitress, and some casual hardass tried to start a fight
casual hardass by Crystal Jiovanna December 8, 2007