Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise 

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".

Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what

Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise by EricShun808 March 16, 2021

carrotdiming 

When you gotta bust a nut but conventional back n forth jacking aint what it used to be. Wrap ya neck in a rope, plastic bag covering optional, and swing from your coat rack in the closet while a shop vac goes to town on ya wonky bits. You dont know if you/re coming or going but whatever it is, its the stuff dreams are made of.

I cant stand jacking off to porn anymore, if you guys need me I'll be carrotdiming in the basement, check on me every 3 minutes to make sure I wake up.

carrotdiming by David CarrotDimes January 28, 2021

dirty bag of carrots 

Girl that is not necessarily classically good looking or sexy, but looks like she would be good in bed.

She's not the best looking girl in here, but she certainly looks like a dirty bag of carrots.

dirty bag of carrots by 68guns March 18, 2009

Andrew Diced Carrots Burger 

A burger that comes with pickled diced carrots

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Andrew Diced Carrots Burger, you should try it!"

Andrew Diced Carrots Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

drop carrots 

To throw up, barf, puek, up chuck.
Usually comes after drinking a lot of hard alcohol or is sick naturally

At Parsons party, the alcohol made me drop carrots.

drop carrots by headmad March 2, 2007

down to the carrots 

When something is ending or coming to an end.

As the racers approaced the finish line the race was down to the carrots.

down to the carrots by N1CK5TER January 2, 2009

Dangling from his neck carrots 

When someone is so obsessed with someone that said person is a dangling carrot to them mixed with the person wanting to hang from their neck like a koala bear and be next to them at all times.

All those Beliebers are dangling from his neck carrots

Dangling from his neck carrots by dontworrybeyonce October 3, 2014