tall carmelite

1. a tonsured monk of some stature

2. an order at Starbucks

She: "I'll have a tall carmelite."
He: " Heavenly Father, my vows!"

by cisco djidd July 11, 2009

Carmel Apple

creating a carmel apple requires a man to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. Before ejaculating the male removes his phallus from the vagina and then without wiping off the blood he inserts his phallus in the anus, to cover it with a "carmel coating." After, the man inserts his penis to the females mouth.

Dude I made the best carmel apple the other day, and Sally actually ate it!!!

by laysiege June 26, 2010

Caramel-Covered Apple

Balling your hand up into a fist so tight that it turns red and then punching your partner in the stomach so hard he/she shits herself, proceeding then to roll your red hand in the feces-filled underpants so that it looks like an apple covered in caramel or chocolate depending on what the person ate.

"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."

by The Terrible Tutor March 6, 2010

caramel tunnel

Having intercourse anally. Commonly phrased as "taking the caramel tunnel."

Chris: Did you fuck Justine last night?
Michael: No, she's saving herself for marriage, we're only doing it through the caramel tunnel.

by Joey Jastrsexy November 28, 2016

Carmella DeCesare

Plain and simple: a bombshell. One of the hottest women to ever pose in Playboy. The fact that her tits weren't huge hunks of plastic is even better.

I've spent many a night jerking off to Carmella DeCesare's PB.

by AJAW September 24, 2005

Carmelo

A person who is highly intellectual and respectful. Any person named Carmelo is not only smart but also extremely sexy. Anyone who knows a Carmelo be aware to be allured and trapped by his contagious personality. Also known to be rough because of where he grew up at such as a Harlem boy.

Also can be a little corny.

Wow I have a Carmelo in my Latino Studies Class.

by Blanca Apple June 3, 2009

Carmelo Anthony

Carmelo Anthony is a professional basketball player on the Denver Nuggets of the NBA. He was drafted with 3rd pick in the 2003 nba draft after winning a championship in Syracuse. He has had two signature shoes: the Nike Jordan Carmelo 1.5 and Air Jordan Carmelo 5.5. He LeBron James and Dwyane Wade are considered the bright future stars of the NBA.

Carmelo Anthony just scored 45 on the sixers.

by Coryblount September 14, 2008