george carlin

1937-2008
one of the most brilliant comedians in history...
He was very intelligent and open minded and first known for the 7 dirty words
also renowned for bashing religion, banks, the government, the elitist class that rule and control america and etc...

He was truthful and told it like it is
many comedians today can trace their roots back to George Carlin
basically the white version of Richard Pryor

by 23453124 November 12, 2009

carliah

A beautiful girl with an attitude who always tells what's wrong she can be mean but she mean funny and she can't keep her feelings inside at all and she looks for guys that our trusting and won't break her heart

Girl one:hi I'm carliah
Girl two:I read about you carliahs you are gonna be my bestfriend
Girl one:ok let's have fun

by Jbythebay February 21, 2017

Carlien

A Carlien is always the nice friend in the friend group.A lot of people tend to call her Caroline or Carlie but that's incorrect. She is very extroverted and is super talkative and can come off a bit annoying to some people who don't know her. She is very giving and sometimes does anything to make others feel better, even if it means she is mentally unwell. You will also never see a Carlien with flat ass. She has good booty.

Person 1: "I just saw a really beautiful girl. It must be a Carlien"

Person 2: " DID she have that ass? Then definitely"

by Allisonreed April 21, 2021

Carriann

An amazing, beautiful, sweet, caring, loving, funny, weird and cute girl. She can always make you smile even on your bad days. She's funny and weird but that's why we love her.

Carriann is so sweet, she can always make me smile

by cupcake19 May 4, 2013

George Carlin

A man who was incarnated by The Lord and then applied for a name change to "George Carlin". His comedy was direct, in your face, and to the point. He was also an accomplished philosopher.

I don't want to die! I want to live! That's the great secret to life...Not dying!

-George Carlin

by M2012 August 5, 2010

George Carlin

The absolutely greatest comedian ever to grace the Earth with his presence.

"I'd like to point out that during the twentieth century, white, God-fearing, predominately Christian Europe produced Lenin, Stalin, Franco, Hitler and Mussolini."

by Ben Kenobi July 15, 2008

Carling Weekend

AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.

Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.

Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!

by Future Reading and Leeds Headliner January 21, 2006