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caribou walk

A Waddle used when you have or almost defecated in your pants and you don't want any or anymore feces to escape
I shit myself in walmart so I had to caribou walk my ass outta there
by Chris Lab December 14, 2008
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caribou barbie

did you hear what caribou barbie said yesterday in the debate?
by the extreme Nate T February 20, 2009
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Caribou Fist

The big sister of camel toe andmoose knuckle, caribou fist is the ultimate bitch wedgie out there.
Holy crap look at the size of that caribou fist!
by Murphsusername September 30, 2011
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5 legged caribou

A man on all fours, whose dick is so big it touches the ground.
Im about to get that 5 legged Caribou.
by Romy Hart July 6, 2014
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Caribou High School

Caribou High School is the worst school in Maine. It is full of dumb autistic kids that play rec games. Houlton can win as many state championships in a year as they can in 50 years. They are all poor and have crooked teeth. Anyone coming from there is going to end up going to a community college with no job living out of their mother's basement. The kids that go to Houlton elementary school are smarter than all those dumb kids. Even kids at Hodgdon are smarter than them. The teachers should probably get community service hours for having to deal with those Caribou kids. They all are just a wannabe P.I.
Presque Isle Person: "I need to get my community service hours in, but I don't know how."
Teacher that works for Caribou High School: " Just work for Caribou High School and you'll get all your hours in right away!"

Presque Isle person: "Why on Earth would I do that, I don't want to lose my last two dysfunctional brain cells."
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Caribou Barbie

She came straight outta bed lookin' all Caribou Barbie and shit.
by fpg103 October 27, 2008
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caribou

v. To heedlessly move into the path of someone or something in motion
That dumb son of a bitch cariboued into the neutral zone with his head down so I cleaned him out.
by WordBook February 26, 2011
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