chardonnaise

A delicious drink made from bleding mayonnaise into wine made from chardonnay grapes.

She enjoyed a steak of mammoth proportions and a giant, fresh, crisp salad accompanied by a big, oaky chardonnaise.

by Mr Deats June 1, 2022

chardonnanny

1. A drunk woman you left watching your children.

dont leave your kids with that chardonnanny!, especially if you have a pool!

by technormouse September 13, 2022

chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.

yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap

by Dreach September 22, 2022

Cardona

A family of powerful women and handsome men. A Cardona is always fun to hang out with and unique beyond compare. They will always be there for you and listen when times are hard.

Ex: Its always a blast to be with a Cardona. Thats a Cardona right there!

by Canday_Connor September 4, 2023

Team Chardonnay

The 2020’s version of the first wives club. The young Ex wives who always pose in the same 5 ladies across state at the camera boring pic. They take ambien and give each other horrible advise. Their sec move is the dead starfish. They roller for the finish on holidays and special occasions.

I was at lunch enjoying my day right up to the moment TEAM CHARDONNAY walked in. Three of them. They couldn’t text my ex-wife fast enough. Intentionally birches.

by HotROD July 24, 2025