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carbonated_no 

the hottest, coolest, sexiest leftist to walk the planet
i was just thinking of the greatest artistic visionary of all time, carbonated_no

Carbonated Hashbrown 

Carbonated hashbrowns are hashbrowns which are cooked using a chemical reaction involving carbon dioxide which produces carbonates, biocarbonates, and carbonic acids. They are arguable one of the best ways to get a girl as buying carbonated hashbrowns for your girl will instantly make her fall for you.
"yo im hungry whatddya wanna eat"
"i dont know man"
"you wanna go out for carbonated hashbrowns??"
"ok"

Carbonated Lemonade 

Iam *Drinks carbonated lemonade* "Tssaah crisp and tart"

Hym "Indeed. It is, in fact, crisp and tart."

Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.
My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

Carbonated Frosting

The frosting on a cake post cake fart. Due to the cake farting process in which a person rips some good sphincter rumbles, the frosting becomes carbonated.
You gonna eat that carbonated frosting after Keely finishes her cake farts?

Carbonated_snow

A dude who could be described as short and cute. So cute he might be a femboy
Girl: I wish I could cuddle him he is so cute, Carbonated_snow could be such a cute femboy