Captain Morgan Belt Buckle

The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with zipper gaping wide open exposing pubic fro or vajazzles.

The bus driver told me to sit down so I defiantly put one leg on the seat and gave him a Captain Morgan Belt Buckle. WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW, BUS DRIVER?!

by IN Famous July 2, 2010

The Captain John Morgan

The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.

Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha

by KilldozerUnited February 5, 2009

Captain Jack Morgan

A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.

Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.

by JimSteele March 25, 2008

Captain Morgan

When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better

Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.

by TheQwertyNinja October 9, 2019

Captain Morgan

When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you

Guys did you hear that Ryan pulled a captain Morgan last night on his girl?

by Ravenclaw21 March 24, 2017

Captain Morgan

The dude that takes control of the parties and festivities . The planner , the organizer, the orchestrator.

I’m gonna Captain Morgan this shit and it’s gonna be epic!

by Midget105 January 12, 2020

Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.

I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.

by DrKarate September 20, 2012