Mister Captain Doctor Sexy

Often short for Mr Sexy. Little Sexy's bestfriend. Has a very sexy ass and is blonde. He is the sweetest, funniest, most honest and caring and loving friend anyone can have. Everyone loves him, Exspeacially a Little Sexy!!

Deeeyyyymmmm! Look at Mister Captain Doctor Sexy 's huge ass!

by bridianne October 29, 2010

Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew

A white pirate man that raps about being a pirate. Captain Dan is much like a black rapper in that he talks about women and money and drugs; but he also relates it to being the "baddest rapping pirate ever known to be".

A regular rapper might say; "I need a dime, that's top of the line,"

But Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew would say; "I got a proposition for ya, lass, let me plunder that ass, or you can ride on me mast, avast!"

by MyNameIsZura October 29, 2011

Captain Douche Bag!

He is the founding last super hero of our time! He plays golf with freckled kids! He likes to Break Bread and go Water Fishing! His powers are dance to Techno music with hot chicks! He then Cleans his fridge with Fabric softner and yells at crocidiles because they have too much teeth and never see the dentist!

Little Boy: oh my god some buddy kill me!

Captain Douche Bag: how about no dumass! maybe you should be happy fuck face!

Little Boy: why captain douche bag no one likes me!

Captain Douche Bag: cause your a pussy!

Little Boy: im really sorry sir! i promise to stop wetting the bed!

Captain Douche Bag: good now go protect the planet from Beastiality Porn!!!

THEME SONG!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a mask!
He'll eat the rest of the Steak Sauce!
Then he will cry you nothing cause you suck!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking guy with a cape!
He'll do back flips on chicken tenders from Hot'n Now!
Then he will pee on your bed blaming it on you!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Kids: We love Captain Douche Bag!! YAY!!!!!!

Captain Douche Bag is a fucking hero with Attitude!!!
He'll race you to the Laundry Mat!! And wash his clothes!
Then he will burn the Kmart store down! cause it sucks!!!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!
Watch out its Captain Douche Bag!

by james franks the 3rd October 31, 2005

captain desmond

the captain of the "Babylon" space exploration ship played by Crazy Dan in the film "Enemas From Space"

Captain Desmond: "hey raasclaat get up ere to de bridge an roll me a spliff!

by selley November 23, 2004

Captain Dylan

Captain Dylan is the greatest character in the Duke Nukem series. He's a billion times better than any other character, Duke included. He's super tough, super sexy, and super annoying- I mean funny.

In a way...

Dylan is Duke.

J: Did you hear about Captain Dylan's victory against the aliens, G?
G: Yeah! Awesome stuff!

by slap_mcbald October 16, 2021

captain downer

The one who never lets you make out with the guy who just got out of prison, or the hot young meat at the bar.

Sierra Cardwell

by Monet Lance May 13, 2003

Captain Delliott

An Avenger who is the best of all. He has the powers of all the Avengers. He is the one to save the day.

We don't have to worry, we have Captain Delliott

by Delliott June 4, 2018