Mark: Bro I’m so hammered
Dave: How hammered?
Mark: I think I’m gonna Cappy’s all over your bathroom later
Dave: How hammered?
Mark: I think I’m gonna Cappy’s all over your bathroom later
by myhairysack21 May 19, 2024

"where's luke? swear he's always late?
"He's cappying in he? been munching his bird all day hes not had chance to get ready"
"He's cappying in he? been munching his bird all day hes not had chance to get ready"
by Leon shaw May 16, 2020

by Anonymous866 November 30, 2021

Pronunciation: /ˈkæpi/
A cappie (noun) refers to an overzealous investor expert who, in a state of unbridled enthusiasm, enthusiastically recommends a stock that, in hindsight, is mediocre or unremarkable. Characterized by an excessive reliance on gut instinct and a tendency to overlook fundamental analysis, the cappie is prone to making bold, yet ultimately misguided, investment decisions.
A cappie (noun) refers to an overzealous investor expert who, in a state of unbridled enthusiasm, enthusiastically recommends a stock that, in hindsight, is mediocre or unremarkable. Characterized by an excessive reliance on gut instinct and a tendency to overlook fundamental analysis, the cappie is prone to making bold, yet ultimately misguided, investment decisions.
Person 1: I heard John is recommending a new biotech stock. He might be onto something."
Person 2: "I wouldn't count on it. John's been acting like a cappie lately, always hyping up the next big thing without doing his due diligence. I think he's just trying to get attention.
Person 2: "I wouldn't count on it. John's been acting like a cappie lately, always hyping up the next big thing without doing his due diligence. I think he's just trying to get attention.
by Erequoisèlobie August 6, 2024

by Anonymous866 November 30, 2021

Derogatory slang for someone who's capitalist, or the opposite of a Commie, derotagory slang for someone who's communist.
by France Is Terrible May 19, 2025
