venture capitalist

someone with enough money to gamble $50 million or so by purchasing overvalued companies that seem to offer "the next big thing" but in the end turn out to be just another "flash in the pan".
Bob: I just finished writing a program that takes anyone's picture that you upload to the website, and automatically superimposes it on a naked body with the best match.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.
by gawthic1 June 26, 2008
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Capitalist Feminism

Capitalist Feminism is an exclusive marketing scheme portrayed as a feminist inclusive movement. This rampant phenomenon of exclusion, is being peddled as inclusion for profit.
Through capitalist feminism our mission is the advancement of all women. We are a diverse community open to all, as long as you can afford an annual commitment of our 3k dollar membership fee.
by awomaninhistory December 02, 2018
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cuntfaced capitalist

A capitalist; usually with the face of a cunt.
Nike's CEO is, in all probability, a cuntfaced capitalist.
by doctor doom December 02, 2003
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Venture Capitalist

Venture Capitalist (n): Big fucking assholes. AVOID THESE PEOPLE.
Today I was reamed by a Venture Capitalist. I should have known better.
by rocketman1000 July 16, 2009
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capitalist-roader

A devious individual that infiltrates a socialist or communist republic to de-rail the glorious choo-choo train of communism onto a capitalist road.
that mazdak is a capitalist-roader and has rice's tongue up his butt.
by Mr. Yi January 02, 2006
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Capitalist pig

Fellas who make you live to work and work to live, basically the enemy of a people.
In USSR whenever a Red soldier saw a fat Pindo, he would say " Get that Capitalist pig,, Blyat"
by Comrade Stalin 123456 July 13, 2023
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