Cap'n Craig

A Cap'n Craig is when someone takes a blarp on your pair of cowboy boots.

Hey man looks like Brady cap'n craiged you.

by juicyjay0893 September 16, 2018

Cap’n Crunch

Someone who is the overlord of capping, can’t seem to keep it 100.

Goddamn Evan is Cap’n Crunch, buddy is the biggest capper in the whole world.

by Chettywapper November 4, 2019

Cap'n Crunch

When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"

Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.

by Jackie & Emilie August 3, 2004

Cap'n Crunch

This product may contain small amounts of addictive crack cocaine which makes the cock and balls swell and put on their mean faces.

My cerial may be intertwine with sweet sweet home made crack cocain grown by my foster asian children. Foster chinese children:"Crackatize me cap'n, now!!!"

by Cap'n Crack July 5, 2003

cap'n hook

Someone who lives off the profession of being prostitute. A whore who sells sex on craigslist.

He got with that cap'n hook 5 nights ago and fucked her for an unknown amount of time. He said he had a better time than he ever did that ho who he payed dinner for.

by POW right in the kissah April 25, 2010

CAP’N CRUNCH

Austin is a capper, he should be referred to as CAP’N CRUNCH for his complete inability to not cap

Austin AKA CAP’N CRUNCH was CAP’N when he said “I did a raid with a lvl 46 in Pokémon go”

by Sauc3Jr November 12, 2020

Cap'n Huttah

The entirely most kickass CS dude ever. however, he happens to appear in SOCOM II, UT, and DOD also. He enjoys having intimate conversations with Linz from texas as well as watching Trog Dor burninate the countryside.

Cap'n Huttah pwnt j00r b!7<h 4$$

by Teh Joo October 17, 2004