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shit canned

I worked for those fudgepackers for 10 years and they STILL shit-canned me!
by Academic Type January 23, 2005
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Ass Canned

v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.
Last night Johnny was ass canning Jill while watching the evening news. The next morning, Jill was speaking to her best friend Melissa about the previous night of anal sex. Jill told Melissa, "Johnny ass canned me good, and I can barely sit down today."
by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008
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Cannen

Pronounced "can-en".
A name for a boy who is patient, calm, and collected. Someone who is truly selfless and puts others before himself. He is a protector, a caregiver, and a supporter. He is polite, a leader, someone who takes control, but also stays true to his inner child. A person who wants to give the world to those he loves, and expects nothing in return.
"Who is that guy over there? He's sort of quiet."
"That's Cannen. He's really sweet and pretty funny once you get to know him."
by iknoim December 21, 2013
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Cannery

The state of being cool.

Synonym for "coolness" but actually more cool.
It comes from the slang "vacano" or "vacaneria" which means cool/great.
"That's cannery"
"Yo, that's so cannery"
by jeanisimo March 26, 2017
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Canned Strategy

The idea that there are already sucessful strategies that can be used in every situation.

The usage of them doesn't require experience if it is informed by expertise.
She used a canned strategy to increases her odds.
by Pseuso April 17, 2020
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Cannasai

Cannabis + bonsai = Cannasai . Are miniature plants that never really grow beyond a number of centimetres
I need to cut my Cannasai today.
by Mad technician June 22, 2021
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Carnestoltes

Traditional character from the Catalonian tradition, he appears for a week. He is made of hay and he is burnt at the end of this week, before he kidnaps the kids.
The carnestoltes of this year got two kids before we could burn him.
by handledeeznuts333 April 21, 2022
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