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wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.
by Boboli December 28, 2013
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Pure Cancer

Child: Mommy, is it okay to subscribe to Jake Paul and Logan Paul?

Mother: No, that is a source of Pure Cancer!
by Odennis_29 June 4, 2018
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Rusty Cage

Rusty Cage
An extremely talented man who's music has helped many whether in just finding a good song or inspiring others to write their own. Unfortunately he is most often recognized for his knife game songs even though he has many other amazing ones including; Adipocere,Blast Em,the lives of flies, Spare a dime, and many more. He also creates extremely funny videos on YouTube.
Fan#1: Hey, do you know Rusty Cage?
8yr.old fan: You mean the knife game guy?
Fan#1:*rolls eyes*
by Timothy the Tenis Ball June 27, 2019
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cancer tube

Ciagrette; health stick, fag
I came, rolled over and sucked on a cancer tube. Isn't that what guys are supposed to do?
by Cornholio November 3, 2003
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Johnny Cage'd

The act of punching or being punched in the groin while simultaneously performing a split.

Based on a special move performed by Johnny Cage in the Mortal Kombat videogame
Did you see that fight? I can't believe Timmy "Johnny Cage'd" him like that. Who knew Timmy could pull a split like that.
by Will W. aka stbluesboy January 10, 2009
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Penis Cancer

Penis Cancer is cancer for penis
Oh fuck i have penis cancer :(
by Woozerd September 6, 2019
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Open the Cage

The process of destroying, dominating or simply trampelling. People who Open the Cage regularily in life are those that go as hard as they can at something they love be it in the arts, school or sports. Origin: Gerry the Giraffe's story of Opening the Cage on facebook.
Wow did you see that!? Vince Carter just jumped OVER that 7 footer and dunked it. He just OPENED THE CAGE on him!

Can you Open the Cage on that wide receiver?
by Cage Opener November 29, 2010
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