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Shit candles

A. Dude, what is that smell?!

B. It's the shit candles my girl just bought.
A. Pull yourself together.
B. What? I kinda like them...
by ORB69 April 25, 2010
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candybeast

Fat fuck that sits on the sofa all day eating shit
CandyBeast is a fat cunt
by Dischantedd July 27, 2020
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waxing the brass candlestick

Joey: Bro I was waxing the brass candlestick last night

Colin: Ew wtf
by simplydick September 19, 2016
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candlesticking

A sub-form of the 2-step dance, only you jump in the air while performing such moves, usually while smashing your head around.
That guys candlesticking good.
by Dyslogistic December 16, 2007
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snot candles

thick and runny snot running out of both nostrils which touch the top lip.
The girl was so dirty she had snot candles coming out of her nose.
by SteveMick Pete December 5, 2005
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Candyass

Becky has a candyass
by I’m a butch April 20, 2018
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Light the Kwanzaa Candles

"Lighting the Kwanzaa Candles", especially when paired with a wink or raise of the eyebrows, could mean smoking crack cocaine.
If an african american man (traditionally) were to ask you to help him "Light the Kwanzaa Candles" he will most likely pull out a pipe and crack if you agree
by FreshPrinceofBelaire January 13, 2011
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