Columbus Concussion

While a man is receiving a a blowjob from a female. Before ejaculation the man punches the women on the top of the head, knocking her unconscious. The man then proceeds to defecate into the womans mouth and then leaves the premises.

I was too drunk to get off so I knocked that bitch out and gave her a Columbus Concussion.

by RobertAlphonso January 3, 2011

Cancuning the Outback

the act of trying to take a drunk crap at a Mexican based Outback steakhouse and missing the toilet completely, instead one shits all over the walls and toilet seat

Novak was Cancuning the outback steakhouse toilet!

by schmeckle fresser March 16, 2009

concussion

oral sex done to a man that was very pleasing;when eyes roll in back of head

"A I just a concussion"

by ya boi swingem October 11, 2003

Canfusion

That feeling you get when you're in the lunch room standing in front of the garbage, recycling and compost cans wondering where to throw your stuff away.

Serious canfusion trying to figure out where to throw out my napkin

by slide mon August 28, 2014

Godzilla concussion

When the big asian kid tries to do something but falls and smashes his head, shaking the entire classroom.

Man, did you see Hubert just pulled the biggest Godzilla concussion

by Cooncheese May 15, 2017

Russian Concussion

the effects felt the next morning after a long night of drinking vodka.

After the party last night, I woke up feeling nauseaous and had a Russian Concussion.

by hockeystar11 January 12, 2010

Concussion

When you fucking a bitch so hard that hoe gets a concussion

James: I was with Ashley last night
Mark: Oh yeah? How’d that fucking go bud
James: Fucked her so hard I gave that bitch a concussion

by TMan69 March 9, 2020