a can of whoopass

a can of whoopass is something you open up on someone whom you're about to fight.

I'm gettin' ready to open up a can of whoopass on you.

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something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill

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Don't mess with,Blossom,Bubbles,And Butturcup.AHATSADADA

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can of whoopass

To get your ass whupped by someone else.

Don't make me open a can of whoopass on you, dawg!

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basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard

Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

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A phrase the wrestler Stone Cold would say

Stone cold is gonna open a can of whoopass on you!

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