Championshipness

the act of being so great, of doing something so well, that you are above a champion

Great job on your chores, Jay. You have achieved championshipness.

by bluminnatti August 21, 2020

Championship Golfer

Any individual who competes in individual stroke or match play golf tournaments on the regular who is a single digit handicap who has/is verified by the USGA through a honest dedication to put every round into the handicap systems log without vanity. These individuals also play casual golf rounds from usually the most challenging golf tee on any given course.

Golf Club Members Guest:
—Is that who was hitting next to you on the range a good golfer?

Golf Club Member:
—He’s a championship golfer. Let’s go hit some putts before we tee off.

by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN April 2, 2022

Championship Contest

A contest to determine the champion among a group of males who are either a: under the influence of some kind of drug, or b: in an alcohol induced state of competitiveness. The winner, as determined by the group watching the championship contest (who are obligated to judge impartially) wins the championship as determined by the contest.

After smoking marijuana in the Bun Shed, they decided Colin would jump down the snow covered hill first in the championship contest.

by Dr. Buns-a-lot July 16, 2008

Mario Kart: Champion of Champions

Mario Kart: Champion of Champions is a tournament involving two rounds of all 16 tracks, played by the inhabitants of 137 Old Finglas Road. 6 cans of Dutch Gold must be purchased for 5 pounds prior to the tournament starting and may be consumed while racing. Typical stunts pulled include fameassers, redners, mushies, and lightningers. The winner receives a ring which he will wear for the rest of the week until declaring Champion of Champions on again. He will typically ask the losing contestants to "look at my face".

Wow, Joey has been Mario Kart: Champion of Champions for almost 5 years now, no one can beat him!

by joeythegreat May 23, 2006

breakfast of champions

Coffee and a cigarette

Start your day the healthy way - with the breakfast of champions!

by Peter July 9, 2005

Breakfast of Champions

A breakfast that your mom probobly wouldn't serve you. The average BoC (Breakfast of Champions) consists of things that do not require cooking and are consequently very popular with single men. Most BoCs are made up of any combination of the following:
Alcohol (often cheap beer)
tobacco (ussually cigarettes)
pop tarts (not toasted)
cereal-minus the milk (unless the milk is chunky)
caffine (usually coffee, Mt Dew or cola)
asprin
Some of the better BoCs may also include oral sex from (and sometimes given to)a girlfriend or one night stand.

Note: Some BoCs are cooked, but not by man enjoying the meal. The most common sources of the cooked BoC are resturaunts like the Waffle House, IHOP, Denny's and the local diner type establishment. These must include pancakes, hash browns, ketchup, biscuits and gravy, ketchup, hot sauce and/or lots of butter and grease.

My Breakfast of Champions began with a Mt Dew. Then I went to Jungle Jim's Cafe for a cooked BoC. I got a 6 biscuit order of biscuits and gravy, some hash browns, a bottle of ketchup, a shortstack of pancakes, a half pound of butter and enough Frank's Redhot to down a horse.

I had the cooked BoC because the morning before, I just had cold poptarts and some old milk.

by northendwhitetrash March 13, 2009

Champions League

The competition that Arsenal should be in every season however fucking retarded people like Unai Emery decide to fuck it up. Also UEFAlona pay the refs and ruin the competition

Barcelona were defeated 8-2 by Bayern Munich in the Champions League

by thessparked October 21, 2020