Civilization Project

A project with an epic struggle to not go insane with the amount of accuracy and logic necessary to complete all thirteen sections correctly.
Completing these sections to the teachers expectations will lead you to a epic 5-minutes where you have to battle Satan and The Anti-Christ at the same time. (Also known as the Q & A session.)

Frank- "Hey, you know the month long Civilization Project?"
Tom- "Yeah, what about it?"
Frank- "We should start working on it."
Tom- "Why?"
Frank- "We're presenting tommorow..."
Tom- "Oh crap..."

by Smitti March 15, 2009

Western Civilization

In the US, 1930s invention of good whites and an apparent common culture excluding non-whites and bad whites (i.e. Nazis). Used to rally white saviour complex to lead world and also fight Nazis who threatened Anglo dominance and business interests. Taught in universities as foundation for everything that's good in modernity.

We must protect Western Civilization (i.e. white male capitalist normativity) from those feminists and third world intellectuals...and of course the commies who want to 'share the wealth'.

by Elizabeth Regina February 1, 2017

civilization iv

the game made after civilization iii but before civilization v

DEV: whelp, time to roll out the same game we made last year and rename it (slightly) to "civilization iv" so our fan base will buy it again!

by NOT mE! February 25, 2014

Cradle of Civilization

The location where, according to current archeological data, civilization is understood to have emerged. Current thinking is that there was no single "cradle", but several civilizations that developed independently, with the help of section 8. The cradle of civilization is known to be the epicenter of where drugs, sex and hardcore beat downs began. The extent to which there was significant influence between the early civilizations of the jungle folk and the white women. When you google shithole for directs while in the cradle of civilization you will be told "you have arrived". Also known as a front row seat to the greatest show in America!

Did you guys see that slut walking through the cradle of civilization today?

by Ttreallifereallifeog August 12, 2018

early river valley civilizations

A people that flourish near a river valley

The Indus people flourished by a river valley and many other tribes did so as well these are call early river valley civilizations

by Richiee2007 January 20, 2014

Civilization v

The Game After Civilization IV but Before Civilization VI

Sam: Dude you want to play Civilization v
Ethan: You do realize the new ones better

by Skelassassin February 15, 2018

camplications

Any number of annoying complaints kids have about camp. Made more offensive to parents when said child takes his or her cell phone to camp and can thus call each night to voice grievances.

"I think my kid hates camp. She calls and writes with endless complaints and it's driving me crazy!"

"Ugh, camplications are the worst! Hope she gets over it soon and learns to enjoy being away from home!"

by The Blue Martini July 20, 2012