The Capitol

Of Bay Area Origin
It refers to a Toilet
It gets this meaning from a Russian Word for Take a Shit which sounds similar to the title "Governor"
This eventually progressed to Taking a Governor
Eventually the saying "visiting the capitol came into common parlance
It may also refer to the state of the Economy across the world as of the year 2009 ad

Scotty-"shit bro I ate tooo much..."
Marvin-"Same here nigga, Imma Go visit The Capitol real quick"

Boss-"where the fuck is Dave?"
Assistant-"He said he was visitin The Capitol, he had some stimulus 2 unload"

by therealninja447 March 20, 2009

Caplito

A person named Pablito who caps often, usually about if/when they will hop on Warzone. Originates from the Old English word “Pinocchio”.

Pablito said he was gonna get on tonight, but he never did. He’s such a Caplito.

by ItsIvyyy November 20, 2021

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

with a capitol C

When you want to really emphasize the meaning of a word, you would say (insert word) with a capitol (insert letter that word starts with)

ex. bitch. you would say "bitch with a capitol B".

The title is only for example

Brent "Dude did u see that? That woman just cut me off!"

Wes " Was a cunt with a capitol C!"

by Professory larry February 26, 2009

capitonoff

A last name meaning "royal" or "higher up"

Her: I'm tired of being poor
Him: my love, I'm capitonoff

by Goddess of all definitions March 21, 2022

Capitol

The building in which the United States Congress meets, as well as where the President is inaugurated. This building represents democracy and civility. Also on January 6th, 2021, a violent mob of Trump supporters broke into the capitol in an attempt to stop the counting of the Electoral College votes that would confirm Joe Biden as President.

Chester: Did you hear about what happened at the capitol building yesterday?
Herbert: Yeah! Didn't angry Trumpies break in and vandalize the building?
Chester: yes

by choderman January 7, 2021

capitol

when something is absolutely awesome and outrageously fantastic.

"Wow...that video is capitol!"

by {{.. gangsta ..}} January 1, 2009