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400 Calories

Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.

Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.
Chad: "Hey Lisa want to burn 400 calories?"
Lisa: "Sure Chad, but I'm not taking off my pants...yet."
{ 20 minutes later }
Chad: "Wanna burn 400 more."
Lisa: "Let's go for 2000. Take off your pants."
by tron.von.tronicus January 8, 2008
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calories

tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.
Calories: dude, she did not just put her fav jeans in the closet, get my sewing needles.
by slimjimcalorieexterminator February 19, 2012
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calaysia

smart, funny, very beautiful, drama queen, shy, mood swings, girl you fall in love with, very loyal, very trust worthy and forever winning
Calaysia is a queen
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Smash the Calories

A phrase used meaning wanting to make love/shag/fuck an overweight lady on the large side!
I would smash the calories out of her!

or

I want to smash the calories out of you!
by bigwstyle2010 April 20, 2010
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Mad Horny Calob Humanoid

A very horny old milf with big saggy tits with a buttplug shoved in her anus!
Chris: That old milf is a mad horny calob humanoid!
Joey: I agree!
by Mad Horny Calob Humanoid January 4, 2017
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Caley

The most beautiful and intelligent girl in any given room, skilled in the art of seduction, though always taken.
"Hey man that girl is HOT! Ima go get her number." -Guy 1
"Hold up man, she's a Caley, you're getting nowhere." -Guy 2
by sigsig17 February 4, 2010
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CallyAlly

CallyAlly is a pngtuber with about 100k subscribers. She has many simps,the biggest simp of CallyAlly is G3ET3E!
CallyAlly is so beutifull! is'nt she G3ET3E?
by Mochii Loves pine apple November 16, 2022
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