Husband: Goodnight sweetheart, see you in the morning. I'm going to sleep, if I start calling hogs nudge me.
Wife: If you start calling hogs and wake me up I'll do more than nudge you. I'll kick your sorry ass out of bed and make you sleep on the couch.
Wife: If you start calling hogs and wake me up I'll do more than nudge you. I'll kick your sorry ass out of bed and make you sleep on the couch.
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Get the calling it a night mug.Vomitting after drinking too much, because when you boot, it sounds like you're saying Ralph. Also known as 'calling ralph on the big white phone'
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