Caillou

A bald, dickwad who many children use to watch on TV. He doesn't deserve any hair, much less a TV show, so he is bald. His Mommy and Daddy absolutely hate the child, and tried to put his bald ass for adoption, but nobody liked him. See Dickwad.

Caillou is the boy who everyone hates, he even may be a crackhead.

by spooped August 2, 2018

Cailley Tuck

A handjob through the sheets.

Man, Julia is so prude. All she's giving me is cailley tucks, so now I got rug burns on my dick.

by The Real Tall Paul March 10, 2014

Cailan

A very sweet, loving guy who loves mac and cheese and his girlfriend. He is very athletic and usually tall. (That doesn't mean you're short. It just means that he is extra tall.) He is surrounded by lots of people that care about and love him. But he always has that one somewhat toxic friend with a J name. He likes dogs and is a big nerd. He will ball you up in basketball any day. He is very lovable and once you have him, he becomes your whole world and you love him with all your heart and limbic system. He is very attractive and handsome even though he refuses to admit it. He is "always right" and always seems to prove you wrong even when you have factual evidence. But, you will always love him and are very lucky to have him in your life.

"I love you Cailan, with all my heart and limbic system."

by Burrito <3 May 19, 2020

Cailou

A dumb show where a gay six year old boy with bald hair, yellow shirt and blue pants and a tiny, cheesy smile goes around and meddles up our lives. He ALLWAYS gets his own way and throws a big tantrum if he doesn't get his own way until he does. His parents are so dumb because instead of feeding the little retard candy, they should spank him Everytime he throws a tantrum. Fuck you cailou.

Episode example
-I'm just a kid who's four each day I learn some more blah blah-
Cailou goes to the movies
Mom and Dad: Cailou come to the movies
Cailou: yay
-when they get there-
Mom and Dad: Three large bottles of water and a jumbo popcorn
Cailou: WAAAAGGG? I HATE WATER PLZ GET ME COLA
Mom and Dad: Two tickets..
Movie Guy: Cailou fuck you bitch
Mom and Dad: Cailou you're grounded you ass
Movie guy, mom and dad: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: CAILOU YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SIX MILLION YEARS SO NO CHUCK E CHEESES OR EATING THE CAT SHIT

by WildDefinitions April 5, 2015

Caillou

Caillou is a soiled little shit TV show on PBS, Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love.

Mom: "Caillou you cannot buy that popcicle"

Caillou: *screams*

by Bob Chum Person January 16, 2018

Cali Slide

The act of tipping a door man on the down low to get in a club. Used mostly in Las Vegas.

We rolled up to Body English and used the Cali Slide to get in baller style!

by fastjesse January 4, 2009

Caillou

An annoying brat who cries and screams and like mentally dies everytime he doesnt get his way. (Aka brat)

His dad: time to take a bath!
Caillou: REEEEEE NUUUUU FUCK CHU *yeets him out the window*

by ♥︎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)♥︎ August 21, 2019