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pre calculus

Person 1: You take pre calculus?
Person 2: Yeah, it's mad hard
by PolandSprings00 June 12, 2019
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pre-calculus

A course on outdated mathematics that is not necessary when a higher level of math has been reached. Its main purpose is to amplify the beauty of Calculus, where everything is so much easier thanks to the derivative.
Pre-Calculus Student: Hey, can you help me with my pre-calculus homework?
Me: No, I'm a mathematician.
by Urban Dictionary August 16, 2012
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Calculus

A device thought up by the government to keep high school and college students feeling dumb and therefor keeping them from begining a rebellion.
1: "Down with our capitalist government! Viva la Resistance!"

2: "Sorry, dude. No can do... Failing calculus. Gotta study up."



1: "Mr. President, we feel this generation of high schoolers think they're smart enough to overthrow the government. What is our best course of action?"

2: "Hmm... Raise the national grading scale for calculus."

1: "Brilliant!"
by Andreios April 2, 2009
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calculus

the highest form of fuckery known to man. the reason for cracked out college students randomly combusting into a bucket of tears. the ultimate in mind fuckeration.
Why is that kid crying over there in the library at 4a.m.?
Calculus, man.
by jwrigh January 5, 2015
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caligulic

1) Of or having to do with the Roman Emperor Caligula.
2) The mixing together of food and sex in a similar fashion to that of the Roman Emperor Caligula.
The Jack in the Box commercial that places the clown Jack in a hot tub with his girlfriend and his swinger friends is very caligulic in nature especially when the fast food restaurant's commercial insinuates group sex while advertising the tastiness of Jack's new Sirloin steak burger.
by Abraxas Romante February 26, 2008
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caligulicious

Refering to a body or part there in that is very well made and leads to anything overtly sexual in a obscene, dirty, filthy, make your momma cry kind of way.
Yo man check out dat ass, that's caligulicious!
by Devinshire McTexastoast May 20, 2011
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Caligulove

created by Them Crooked Vultures in one of their songs; it implies a coitus closely realated to BDSM (it can be inferred from the lyrics of the song as well as from the roman emperor Caligula's tendency to sadistic orgies)
caligulove me
by Brotholomew April 29, 2019
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