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Calculator Cum

When you find your calculator so hot that you cum all over it and the semen seeps into the buttons of your calculator making it hard to press the buttons
Friend: Why is your calculator buttons not working
Me: Its the case of Calculator Cum
by HentaiEnthusiast March 6, 2023
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Big Nose Calculator

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.
Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
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Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
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by Carbonicci April 26, 2014
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multiply without a calculator

To reproduce, formally or to fuck, casually speaking.
I caught two students trying to multiply without a calculator in the lockers and we ended up in doing a three-way multiplication.
by selfimportantsht May 17, 2021
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golden calculator

According to Outkast's song, "Roses", what you need to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls.
"Even though, you need a golden calculator to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls."
by Chad "1m" Mosher June 7, 2004
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calculater

a mathematical tool helped to calculate equations
i love to use my calculater
by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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Yung calculator

A little simp kid that is mentally challenged and will never get noticed by a girl in his life except for his relatives.
A random ethot:OMG guys are such jerks

Yung calculator:I know right such jerks
by Destroy January 11, 2020
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calculator

-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program...

-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}
AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong

aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.
by ti June 9, 2004
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