Calostomating

Calostomating, is an act set outside of the sexual boundaries. It calls for two people, one of which bowels fueled and ready to go. The other one courageously outfitted for the task. The first individual lays down ready to meet his/her make me. The other individual with festering colon contents ready to majestically also elegantly shower individual A with the thunder down under. Once in place individual B hovers rectum roughly 3-5 inches away from individual A’s eye socket. In order for this process to be performed to the highest of abilities, let shit fester for 3 or more days and also built up with great pressure.

Tired of the of the same sex positions? Need something new and exciting? Every wonder what’s it’s like to projectile shart directly in someone’s cornea? Well look no further with calostomating

by Wacka flockin April 21, 2018

callosa

crazy amazing large lump on someones arm.

yo dude youve got a massive callosa on your arm

by 2goat4u June 19, 2019

Calos

Calos is something shitty or bad.

Wow you are so calos.
This soup is caloasa

by Lazarus Cal September 28, 2020

calos

stupid kid, something bad

he is calos
what a caloasa weather

by anonymous October 29, 2020

Calos

Something that is bad.something you don't like.A person who is mean or something bad.

This soda is very calos.
Edi is calos, I hate him.

by Lazarus Cal December 1, 2020

calostro

A white, creamy, liquid substance that is drunk by little kids from their mothers bussom.

The first milk from a mammals tit.

Slang term for sperm.

Man! You’re always tired. You need some calostro to pick you up!!!

Superman’s kryptonite is like my calostro to yo mama!

by Tybaldo March 30, 2021

Calmos l’albatros

When you’re french girlfriend gets angry after you ask her to get you a beer and you need to tell her to relaxi taxi

Person1: Calmos l’albatros babe, now go get me a beer Bitch

by Gabby west side April 1, 2021