coagulated

coagulation is when......

you are coagulated leave me alone!!this is a word yes i know its number outside.

by Sniperco. June 10, 2003

ding-day-bidda-wah-cacaguates

Usually used to expressed excitement, or any other feeling in mr jacob's class

what the fag.

ding-day-bidda-wah-cacaguates. whatthe

by Schnaff September 19, 2003

coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

calculatedly spontaneous

Being spontaneous in a calculated way. People who are calculatedly spontaneous have an ability to balance their own personality with themselves; linked with Many Personality Unorder.

When asked about his personality, John Doe just said "calculatedly spontaneous."

by Not Ericc January 29, 2020

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022

cacaguateito

paris is cacaguateito

kikish: cacaguateito
paris: that’s not a real word

by Kikiguate December 5, 2022