Calfo

To be ridiculously professional and professionally ridiculous, simultaneously.

Did you see that kid sink 10 cups in a row, with his eyes closed?
Yeah, he was a regular Calfo!

by Nick Fiddler September 16, 2010

calftractive

Used to describe a woman whose calfs are showing leading to being described in either a possitive or negative way.Usualy said in a sarcastic tone.

Bob:Dude look at that girl,she should not be wearing short shorts.

Steve:Yah that's totally calftractive.

by Killzark April 19, 2009

Calfed

When you fuck a girl so hard that when she goes to walk her legs give out like a baby calf

I calfed that girl so hard last night she fell down when she go up to walk to the bathroom.

by Sr.Ridiculously winning June 15, 2020

Long Calf

A more politically correct term for "Cankles." Cankles are a condition where the ankle does not exist, the circumference of the calf extends all the way down to the foot.

"Long calf is a major turn-off."

by purplHayes March 30, 2019

Calf

The fleshy muscular back part of the human leg between the knee and ankle.

Damn, look at how sexy those tub socks fit around Debbie's calfs!

by pokerXface19 February 26, 2010

calfjob

The act of giving pleasure to a males genitals with a woman's calves.

Oh Shari, that was the best calfjob you've ever given me!

by gatorz618 February 15, 2007

Lick your calf over

To make one do over again.

Look at this floor! You've mopped, and there's still dirty spots in the floor! Come over here and Lick Your Calf over!

by Joel Childers May 22, 2008