Fat Cal Ripken

A euphemism for a long-lasting erection which is at once peculiarly enjoyable for the woman or man receiving it and mildly to moderately painful to the man with the Iron Man of stiffies. While sometimes caused by ED (erectile disfunction) medications, this may occur naturally as no long-term studies (or concrete, investigational reporting) has determined this cannot develop and sustain on i's own.

Dude, I had a Fat Cal Ripken with her last night. I was all up in that from closing time till dawn.

by HomeyJ913 October 19, 2010

cal gang

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by Stranger 193 May 5, 2021

Low cal convo

A shoot the shit easy convo. Low depth conversation, yet enjoyable.

Low calorie conversation

Conall: I like your socks
Zenia: thank, i got them in Pennys
Conall: I should get some too, this is some low cal convo

by ZeeConn June 25, 2022

Cal Poly Pomona

also commonly referred to as "Cow Poly Pomona" is one kick-ass university. Not only does it boast real vegetation and real education, it is also quite fun for women to attend since the ratio is totally in their favor.

People everywhere wondered where a former lingerie model would have learned about quantum mechanics or higher level mathematics, but once they knew she'd gone to Cal Poly Pomona, it was no longer a mystery.

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

cal is on me

a gun is on you, cal short of calibur, the calibur of your gun

oh you mad cause im stylin' on you, plus the cal is on me

by NastyTodd January 4, 2007

Cal

It means that this person is a fucking beast and all the bitches love him

Im such a cal. "Oh fuck ur so awesome"

by 420 blazewsdasd July 3, 2016

cal aero preserve academy

bruh wtf why are all the hot girls emo

Guys why th is all the hot girls emo??? Such a cal aero preserve academy.

by 249872 October 20, 2021