Neil Cakes

Giant chocolate rice crispy cakes to commemorate the amazing height of Neil.

Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.

Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.

Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.

Flobbers: Whoooaaa!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

shawty got cakes

A phrase used to describe a woman with a large and nice ass. The reason it is called cakes is because everybody loves cakes, nice and tasty.

Shawty Got Cakes

by @AyeIts2Fresh March 7, 2014

cabaser

(noun or adjective): crazy

yo this night was pretty cabaser!

she's being cabaser right now

by autisstamped November 29, 2012

cunts and cakes

When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.

After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"

by Shitheel Lane June 5, 2016

Hurry Up The Cakes!

Speed things up or do things faster. Appeared on a Japanese t-shirt (engrish website).

DAMN, I'm so hungry.
It feels like I ordered that pizza hours ago!
I wish they'd HURRY UP THE CAKES!

by Cliff June 5, 2005

Canaseraga

A town in the middle of nowhere with only 1 stop light.

Where you from Canaseraga?

by personfromhere March 23, 2009

Capastoric

Describing a collection of caps. Bottle caps, assorted variety, all together as an amazing collection.

Story behind the word. My 8 year old, Kara Hay came up with this word as we were waiting in line to recycle our bottles. She noticed all the different caps and wants to start a cap collection. "It will be capistoric." (Amazing and a variety)

This cap collection is capastoric!

by Leitram May 20, 2017