codger

Usually following the word "old";
a coffin dodger, an old person who moans about their arthritis. They have little hair on their head, but compensate by tufts sprouting from their ears and noses (male) chins and top lips (female).
They dispise anything that anyone under 30 may do.
Cant manage to drive more than 30mph, and only drive on Sundays.

Look at that pair of old codgers, all they do is watch Antiques Roadshow and listen to Gardners question time while making cups of tea every fifteen minutes.

by Mr wally cheese head January 28, 2004

cadberry cunt cream

a gourmet pie made of only the finest whipped cream and peanuts

Erica, go make me a cadberry cunt cream.

by hermes- February 25, 2009

Cagers

Assholes who box in motorcycle drivers with their vehicles(usually not motorcycles) on multi-lane highways, often with deadly results.

Did you hear about Bob?

No. What happened?

He got hit, run over, dragged dismembered, decapitated and killed by Cagers on the 401.

by Brusselssprouts September 4, 2013

Calgersnow

Snow that arrives leading up to and during the summer season in areas that are meant to be warm.

Derived from Calgary Alberta's ridiculously stupid weather patterns.

"I can't believe it's June! Time to go sun tanning!" -- looks out window to discover snow pouring outside -- "... frig. The Calgersnow started."

by Miss Mcgillicutty May 13, 2009

Cagger

A dark furred cat

For example "look at that fat cagger

by Digbick(; September 25, 2023

Codger Bitch

The same thing as a Codger but a woman. So it is an old, senile WOMAN that is crazy and old.

" God damn it I hate when Codger Bitches come into the store. They smell and take too long."

by SSSeller January 31, 2010

Cadder

An area of Bishopbriggs in Scotland that was formerly its own village until it was subsumed into Bishopbriggs like how Auchinairn was.

The area has a retail park called Strathkelvin Retail Park. There are many shops and restaurants in the retail park, such as a B&Q, a Home Bargains, and a Burger King. There is also a prison called HM Prison Low Moss, for low-category prisoners. It opened in 1968 and closed from 2007-2012. After its 5 year closure, it reopened. Cadder also has a large cemetery, for all the many people that have died.

My friend was arrested in Cadder the other day. Make sure you don't get arrested too!

by FunkDaBeat September 28, 2014