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crackhead

when a police officer is trying to pull you over but you don't understand so you just keep driving and then when he finally gets you and asks for your registration you look in your glove compartment and there is a dead mouse and you don't know what a registration looks like
yeah this girl I pulled over today was a total crackhead.
by No nutt January 26, 2020
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CrackHead Energy

A Term Used by people who think being loud and annoying is a personality trait. Usually found in Drama kids or people who don't know how to shut the fuck up.
"Carly Is really annoying"
"No, She has CrackHead Energy"
by LuckyDenada January 30, 2020
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Crackheadism

the act of being a complete and utterly ok psychopath. you may completely understand yourself but others think you’ve lost your mind & need some mental assistance. you may be there, but there is definitely something missing. Crackheadism is an art that only some can acquire. You should be lucky and grateful that you were bestowed this gift.
“oh...wow...when she said she has crackheadism...she wasn’t jokin man”
“Did did you just see hOlLy drink 6 cups of coffee, post 30 Instagram photos& videos, spend 5 hours on TikTok & not get any school done, snort smarties, somehow throw up the smarties, and then pretend to be a horse girl in the arena? Ya she really does have crackheadism”
by Yaimthecrackhead September 25, 2019
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General Cockhead

Your everyday dickhead who doesn't have a mind of their own so they have to follow all the latest trends and fads in order to fit in. They're usually found loitering around shopping malls and making homosexual poses on facebook. They refuse to play any music that they actually like because they feel insecure so they just listen to the tracks on the latest so fresh cd just to play it safe.

A general cockhead often brushes their hair to the side like Justin Bieber, wears short fluro shorts (Usually green, red or blue), a snapback hat and rosary beads as a fassion accessory rather then a religious symbol. They're often spotted driving around in done up rodeo utes of if they're to young to get their liscence they ride scooters instead.

If the general cockhead is a female, she is always posting photoshoped pictures of herself half naked with oversized sunglasses on facebook while making a face similar to a duck.
Jake: OMFGz DAVID GUETTA IZ THE BEST DJ EVA!!!!!

Tom: You're such a general cockhead, you're only saying that because everyone else likes him. Grow some balls, some self esteem and find something you actually like.
by Con Cuthbert January 17, 2012
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Crackhead

Similarly to how the meaning of the word literally has been altered greatly over time, a crackhead does not necessarily mean someone who is addicted to crack but is also synonymous with someone who perceives their behavior as being abnormally quirky or outlandish when in reality their personality is nothing short of plain and basic despite perhaps having a couple unusual yet unimpressive characteristics or moments to go by.
Person A: OMG Jessica you are SUCH a crackhead!!
Person B: Maddie, all she did was hop in that shopping cart for 2 seconds then immediately got out.
by dinksterdomain May 19, 2020
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crackhead hours

the hours of night after 1am in which one is awake working,watching,tv,chillin,etc.
Guy: hey man how'd your report go?
Other Guy: It took me all-night, i was workin crackhead hours!!
by Falling Short of Luxury July 6, 2008
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cockhead

Variation of dickhead.
Someone who is an idiot or annoying or just vexes you in general.
" Fuck off you cockhead, really piss me off."
by Adam Dickson III January 31, 2004
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